Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Small Talk and Coco Puffs
Then I here " That's Not Poop! It's a Coco Puff!"
I'm sorry but kids are just too cute!
I can see it now....
I'll be alone in the cereal section at the store I will spot a box of Coco Puffs and start laughing. People will be looking at me strangely and then over the loud speaker you will "We need Crazy Lady Clean up on Isle 10" There I'll be on Isle 10 being hauled out in a straight jacket...
Laughing
Until Next Time We Love You and Miss You Guys!
Just Mom
Monday, September 29, 2008
Closet Living
Run Bella into my new house!
Before he eats you!
Last night while we were trying to put Laundry away this is what the kids were up to.
Avery, Bella and Chloe were playing that our Closet was their house. Oscar was deemed the escape Tiger poor cat had no idea what in the heck was going on. I'm not sure Chloe did either, but she sure was having a blast.
Once the kids set up shop in our Closet it made putting clothes away a bit of a challenge. We were told by Avery "You must Knock and Say that you have a Delivery. At that time I will decide if I want it or not"
We did what he asked, but he didn't really have the choice if we put clothes away or not. He did try with no luck and gave up.
Today they have spent most of the morning in their new "Crib". I don't think I will be watching anything other than PBS with Bella around. Most all of the kitchen set food has been put away in the new make shift kitchen and have turned Chloe into their Maid. Maybe I should just move them into the Closet and turn their room's into something else... How fun would it be to have a Craft Room and Since Scott has the Garage as his man Cave maybe I'll turn one of the room's into a Mom's Cave. Fully Loaded with my own Starbucks Barista and Martini Bar! Just think of the Possibilities!
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
PS... I'm thinking I might make the room sound proof. What more could a girl ask for?
Friday, September 26, 2008
Ear Plugs and a Martini Please
4:30 I woke up next to my very own personal heater. At first I thought that Chloe was just too hot in her new PJ's figured she would go back to sleep. Not a chance...
The baby is back today who had spent the last two days at home because of a really high fever. Guess what...
Yep Miss Chloe has it too. Our day started with the baby at about 7am and up until now I have had two crying children and two out of control big kids who cant seem to understand the meaning of "Inside Voices".
This might really be it.... I truly believe that I am going crazy. It's not even noon yet and I would give all my teeth for a pair of ear plugs and my right arm for a nice Washington Apple Martini!
I would give my left arm, but right now its being used. Chloe has passed out with her head on my shoulder, her binkie is resting nicely on my clavicle and there is a nice stream of drool running down past my elbow.
Anyone have an extra pair of ear plugs? I wonder if the liquor store delivers?
Until Next Time,
Just call me CRAZY
Foto Finish Friday
Nothing says "FUN" like Pirates of the Caribbean Undies, Pink Sun Glasses, Red High Heels, and a Pink Handbag!
I have been waiting a long time to join in the fun along with other bloggers. I first learned about Foto Finish Friday from Candid Carrie Here's the link to her blog. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do! http://carriestuckmann.blogspot.com/
Enjoy!
Just MOM
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Sticky Stuff
I was sitting on my computer today reading blogs and such when Chloe decided to get into the diaper bag.
She walks into the room with a pad stuck to the side of her head. Yes, Always with wings stuck right there on the side of her head! She sat down removed it from her head and continued to stick it to her leg, arm and face. When Daisy walked into the room so she got up removed it from her leg and stuck it right on top of Daisy's head. Both Chloe and the dog looked at right at me. Chloe was laughing and poor Daisy looked like she wanted to die.
Thank god for Children! There's never a dull moment as long as they are around!
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
Grand Opening
Is going to be the best day EVER!!!
Can you say Target?!!!! Yep that's right the GRAND OPENING of Target less than 5 minutes away from my house!!!
I get to say goodbye to good old Walmart and Hello Target!
Since we moved here to good old Puyallup we have been shopping at Walmart. I guess its an okay place for some things, but Target has always been my first choice! The nearest Target right now is almost 45 minutes away and well to make a run to Target for diapers being that far away just doesn't happen.
So now my question for you is do you think there will be a ribbon cutting ceremony? Will they serve Champagne along with Cheese and Crackers? Either way I know that I will the first one in the door the day it opens! Do you think people will be lined up waiting? Do you think I should plan to camp out in the parking lot?
If you couldn't tell I'm really really really really excited for this GRAND OPENING!!!!!!
Taylor Target Store will be open in 17 DAYS!!!!
Goodbye Walmart and your lovely mullet sporting fan base.... HELLO TARGET and the Isaac Mizrahi wearing, Shabby Chic Lovers!
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
How come 5:30 comes so early?

Monday, September 22, 2008
Now This is What I Call Entertainment!
And this is what I like to call
Crouching Tiger Hidden Silly
Black Leopard vs Tiger
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
Friday, September 19, 2008
Corn Dog Anyone?

Thursday, September 18, 2008
As a Parent of a 6 year old

Trying to figure out What is More Disturbing
I'm not sure what is more disturbing....
The fact that Jim Carrey's face is like rubber or the bright yellow Chucks he has on.
You tell me!
And why I am sharing some Sesame Street with you I'll share my all time favorite one.
And the one I just couldn't help but share... Who doesn't love the Backstreet Boys!
Enjoy!
Just MOM
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
What in the World are we Going to Do NOW?
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-finance/20080917/Restaurants.Prices/
I'm sorry but I will not pay over $6 bucks for all you can eat Salad, Soup and Bread Sticks!
I have ever been in a Red Lobster so I cant really say much to that besides good! Maybe they will go out of Business and I wont have to smell sea food again!
I just thought that it was funny is was top news on Comast that they had to raise their prices. I thought that I needed to share.
Next it will be that Red Robin is going to raise the price of my Favorite Burger over $9 dollars. That will be the day that my world falls apart...
I would still order it even if it was $20 bucks its just that good!
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
I Just Dont Understand People

Tuesday, September 16, 2008
I think I have it Figured Out!
Tonight while driving to pick up my Crazy Pills I have been questioning if I really do need them. Then I was reminded of why.....
Avery " Bella look do you see that?"
Bella " See What?"
Avery Crying " Just don't talk to me Bella"
Once we were back on the road after picking up my oh so wonderful crazy pills.
Bella was upset for some reason or another, not sure what started the whole thing in the first place. She starts telling Scott she is going to put him in Jail. After us telling her that it wasn't nice to talk to us the way she was. This went on for about 5 minutes then....
Scott was just done, done with listening to everyone talking over each other.
Scott " Bella that's enough, no more we are cutting this conversation off"
Bella " Don't Cut me with Scissors"
Scott Laughing " Bella I didn't say anything about scissors"
Bella " That's not nice, don't cut me with Scissors"
I am laughing so hard at this point I'm unable to even step in and help out with trying to tell Bella that there wasn't anything said about scissors.
This wonderful child of mine always takes everything to the extreme. I mean ALWAYS.... I'm not sure if its just her or if this is a normal 4 year old thing.
Now we are home getting ready to eat pizza. The kids ask for water Scott gets two cups one is yellow and one is blue. Scott gives Bella the blue cup and well guess what she didn't want the blue cup. Nor did she want to sit on the flower chair that she always sits on. Once we told her that a chair is a chair and water tastes the same no matter what color the cup is. She doesn't stop talking about it.
I take one look at her and say enough is enough.... Sit there on your flower chair, eat your pizza that is on the green plate and drink the darn water in the blue cup!
And she did just that!
I will never again question why I have the need for the CRAZY PILLS.
I am on them because I have 3 wonderful kids who like to drive me CRAZY!

Monday, September 15, 2008
This is what happens when I'm bored
I pay someone the big $$$ to build a Island off the coast of Virgina.
The Swecker Family Island.
Please note that the size of the Island is not actual size. This is only for Demonstration purposes only.
Option Number 2
I pay someone the big $$$ to build and Island off the coast of Washington
The Hockett Family Island.
Please note that the size of the Island is not actual size. This is only for Demonstration purposes only.
Maybe being 20 something isnt so bad


After that I took a trip to Bella's Salon de cheveux ( Hair Salon ) it's this great little French place upstairs! They specialize in this.....




Sunday, September 14, 2008
How funny is this?

Saturday, September 13, 2008
September 14, 1983
I figured for fun I would break it all down for you. I think since I decided to do a little math. I dont think I'll have a problem with saying I'm 25 it sounds better than all of the other options.
Plus I think people would look at me like I was nuts if I went around saying I was....
300 Months
1,300 Weeks
9,125 Days
13,148,719 Minutes
788,923,150 seconds
Until Next Time Happy Birthday to myself!
Tomorrow!!!!
~Taylor
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Dear Pottery Barn Kids and Birthday Express

$119 bucks! yes its cute, but come on they wear them once. Now I get to figure out how to talk my husband into allowing me to spend that kind of money on something they only wear once!
My son asks daily now if its Halloween yet. This is starting to drive me crazy, to the point I might end up sending you all the bill for my crazy pills and a bill for the time I spend on the couch with my head shrinker.
I have a better idea you can just send me the Peacock costume in a size 4 for free. While we are here talking about what you should send me for free how about you include this too. I need two twin sets make it 4 so then we have a change of sheets and such.
Thank you all for your time. I look forward to hearing back from you and I will be waiting for our UPS delivery! As far as next year please please please do not send me anything that has to do with Halloween until the end of September. Unless you want to deal with the whole trying to make me happy paying for my head to be shrunk and giving me free things.
As far as you go Birthday Express I should only be getting your catalogs in June, July and November. Now you get to pay for the next 20+ years of birthday Supplies since your catalog sent to us in AUGUST contained a million pages of Costumes.
I'm sure this wont be the last time you hear from me. I'm sure you will just turn around and send them all again next year.
Sincerely,
Just MOM
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Our Rainforest Song
There are layers in the forest, Yes Indeed
Yes Indeed!
There are Layers in the Forest, Yes Indeed
Yes Indeed!
Emergent, Canopy, and the Understory
There are layers in the forest, Yes Indeed
Yes Indeed!
The Emergent is home to birds and butterflies
Butterflies!
The Emergent is home to the birds and butterflies
Butterflies!
The trees are so high that they almost tough the sky
The Emergent is home to the birds and butterflies
Butterflies!
The Canopy is like a big umbrella
Big Umbrella!
The Canopy is like a big umbrella
Big Umbrella!
Monkeys, Sloths, Orangutans, eat all the fruit they can
The Canopy is like a big umbrella
Big Umbrella!
The Understory is home to many snakes
Many Snakes!
The Understory is home to many snakes
Many Snakes!
They eat cats and bats and rats
And they like the grants for snacks
The Understory is home to many snakes
Many Snakes!
The forest floor is dim and dark and wet
Dark and Wet!
The forest floor is dim and dark and wet
Dark and Wet
Oh, the ants go marching by, as they watch the birds up high
The forest floor is dim and dark and wet
Dark and Wet!
I hope you enjoyed our song. Once the kids get it down I will get video of them singing it and post it here for you all to see.
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
Monday, September 8, 2008
Bored and Blogging




Thursday, September 4, 2008
The Last Lecture By Randy Pausch
