Scratching my head while in line at Toys R Us wondering what people think it's going to be like shopping only 4 days before Christmas. I always repair myself knowing fully well that a line is going to be the place I spend most my time while Christmas Shopping.
With a smile on my face I ask the person at check out how their day is going. 90% of the time I end up apologizing for the stupid person who just happened to be in front of us for yelling or being rude to them. Remind them that the Holidays are almost over and people will go back to their normal rudeness in just a matter of days.
Then you have the wonderful, kind hearted and just plain sweet people you meet while trying to find that perfect barbie. You know the kind of people you wish that you could just shrink, stuff in your pocket to take home. I like to call these people GRANDPARENTS. I'm not saying that all of them are sweet, easy going and bring along their patients. But for the most part they are having a fun time finding last minute gifts for their lovable grand babies.
With only 3 sleeps left until Christmas I do have to say that I am way a head of the game as far as shopping goes. I'm just about done... last minute stalking stuffer's and the normal socks and undies to pick up for the kiddo's. This is the first year in I don't know how long that My mother and I were the only ones from this house out shopping. Last year Chloe in her PJ's joined us for the madness knowing that she wouldn't remember the things we picked up for her.
I'm beyond thankful I was able to walk out the door last night leaving my stuffed up, temper tantrum throwing children at home. You would think that yesterday wouldn't have been as bad as it was. Seeing that my children cant seem to stop worrying about if they made it onto Santa's nice list.
It's been weeks and weeks of threats from the big kids to each other about calling 1-800-Santa to let him know that they have been naughty. It was so bad the other night that I was forced to let them know that I was about to call Santa myself so he could put them both on the "LIST".
On a serious note for my readers....
There is a list that I would love for you to put our family on if you wouldn't mind.
Our family received some not so great news last week. While I'm not going to go into detail on here because of the sensitivity of the issue. Please keep our family in your prayers over the next few months. My aunt went in a few weeks ago to have something very simple and routine taking care of that ended up being much more serious than that. So if you wouldn't mind keeping her, and her family in your prayers that would be wonderful.
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Dear Jim Bob, Michelle and Family
Your family is in our Prayers and thoughts.
We love you even though we don't really know you, but we feel as though we do.
Our family just wish you all the very best and hope for the very best for you all.
While I know that there are many more families out there like us feeling the same way we do right now.
From many many many miles away we are giving each and every one of you a GREAT BIG HUG.
If there was any other way right now that we could help you other than prayer we would be there with BELLS on.
Just know that we are praying for you and loving you all from way over here in Washington. May all your prayers be answered and the love that we all have for you guys be felt.
Blessings,
Scott, Taylor, Avery, Isabella, and Chloe
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
We love you even though we don't really know you, but we feel as though we do.
Our family just wish you all the very best and hope for the very best for you all.
While I know that there are many more families out there like us feeling the same way we do right now.
From many many many miles away we are giving each and every one of you a GREAT BIG HUG.
If there was any other way right now that we could help you other than prayer we would be there with BELLS on.
Just know that we are praying for you and loving you all from way over here in Washington. May all your prayers be answered and the love that we all have for you guys be felt.
Blessings,
Scott, Taylor, Avery, Isabella, and Chloe
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
Cheating Tiger, Hidden Mistress
Once upon a time I dreamed of being the wife of the great Tiger Woods. Mistress
Every detail of our wedding covered by Oprah in a week long special.
A picture of us together after he won the PGA tour.
Us together holding my baby bump on the cover of people.
Many Many Years ago this was a dream of mine. I'm just glad that I some how managed to pull my head out of the clouds. Then I met Mr. Montana!
While I don't see meeting Oprah in my near future or making it on the cover of people anytime soon. I am SO thankful that my dream of being Mrs. Wood never came true.
A part of me feels bad for him and his wife. I know he did it to himself, but I'm sure that his wife doesn't like the fact that their life's issues is making it on the cover of every magazine and having a TMZ report every night.
Dear Mr. Woods,
While I'm thankful that our lives only cross paths in the check out line at my local shopping establishment. I do hope that for your child's sake you pull yourself together.
I do have to say that I don't blame your wife for anything said or done. If it were me I would be taking MY Taylor Made to your.... Well I would be taking it to anything I could find.
~Your once Future Wife
Dear Mrs. Woods,
What are you doing? RUN RUN RUN milk him for everything he has and get the heck out of there. Is it really worth it?
~Taylor Made
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
Every detail of our wedding covered by Oprah in a week long special.
A picture of us together after he won the PGA tour.
Us together holding my baby bump on the cover of people.
Many Many Years ago this was a dream of mine. I'm just glad that I some how managed to pull my head out of the clouds. Then I met Mr. Montana!
While I don't see meeting Oprah in my near future or making it on the cover of people anytime soon. I am SO thankful that my dream of being Mrs. Wood never came true.
A part of me feels bad for him and his wife. I know he did it to himself, but I'm sure that his wife doesn't like the fact that their life's issues is making it on the cover of every magazine and having a TMZ report every night.
Dear Mr. Woods,
While I'm thankful that our lives only cross paths in the check out line at my local shopping establishment. I do hope that for your child's sake you pull yourself together.
I do have to say that I don't blame your wife for anything said or done. If it were me I would be taking MY Taylor Made to your.... Well I would be taking it to anything I could find.
~Your once Future Wife
Dear Mrs. Woods,
What are you doing? RUN RUN RUN milk him for everything he has and get the heck out of there. Is it really worth it?
~Taylor Made
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
Friday, November 27, 2009
Foto Finish Friday
Wedding of the Year!
2030
This is my 3 year old Chloe' with her Husband Andre' who is also 3.
This picture was taken 6 days after our wedding on a trip to get pizza.
With our wedding still fresh in their little minds.
Both Andre' and Chloe' went on to tell me about their wedding, Children and What their lives together was going to be like.
They are going to have a small wedding with just family. Sounds nice right?
Well with just family it would be anything, but small.
So you have an idea...
Andre' (Chloe's Husband ) is my nephew. His mother is my best friend of 15 years. I think of her children as my own. My best friend is like the sister I never had.
Now that I have pointed that out.
Really any close friends are family to both of us. So more than likely YOU ( yes you )
are going to be invited to this small, just family wedding. I'm sure you will fall into the category of aunt, uncle, brother, sister, mom, dad, grandpa, grandma, or really any other family name you can think of.
Okay moving on to set the tone of the wedding.
Andre' will be wearing his suit. The one he still has yet to take off from my wedding. Chloe' will be wearing her wedding dress from the wedding. I wonder if they have figured out that a size 2T isn't going to fit in 20 years?
There will be tons of flowers put together by Grandma Faith, Uncle Mike and Uncle Darren.
Grandma Faith is family by blood. Uncle Mike and Uncle Darren are her best friends.
Do you have any idea how BIG this SMALL wedding is going to be?
They are going to be married by Andre's Daddy. Both Andra and I have yet to be given a job at this point. I'm guessing they will just ask for our credit cards. Candid Carrie and all the Foto Finish Friday Fans will be reporting on the Wedding of the Year.
Bookmark it, Stick this in your fave cause your going to need it. You know in 20 years!
Now that we have a billion and one of our closest family members at the wedding. Andre' and Chloe' will now freak out everyone who is there because Andre' just knows that both Chloe' and He will have matching GUNS.
Needless to say he was a bit excited about the new gun he had just picked up from the fair. And like every other 3 year old in the world. You must include your favorite toys in your wedding!
Your invited to the wedding of the year in 2030
Details coming soon!
Until Next Time,
Just the Mother of the Bride
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Who is Ready?
To risk your life to save some money this holiday season?
Here I sit on Thanksgiving EVE thinking about how many people out there are going to be taking a nap, or maybe just going to bed early. To wake up in time to stand in line to take advantage of those great black Friday sales?
Last year a few people died either by being stomped to death or being shot by a crazed black Friday shopper.
For me it's simple I'll wait like I always do and shop just days before Christmas. For one because I'm just not that organized for two that's how I like to roll. For the most part I'm easy going and I don't get all worked up over little things. I mean I have had my moments, but it's fun to watch people in their crazy Christmas freak outs. I almost live for it...
By the time we are done standing in lines at Toys R Us, Target and where ever else we ended up needing to shop that day. I promise myself every year that I will NEVER EVER wait until the last minute.
As always here I am again not even really thinking about what Santa will be bringing. For me it's simple the kids tell me what they want and I try to make it happen. If I cant find everything they want whatever ends up being under the tree always seems to make them happy. Well all but one year all Avery wanted was a crane truck. I spent MONTHS searching for one and it turns out that not a single store had them, people weren't making them. That was 3 years ago and NOW that he no longer is into cars and trucks they are all over the place.
Figures....
So whats your plan for Black Friday? Our family spends the Friday after Thanksgiving cutting down our Christmas Tree and decorating for Santa.
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
Here I sit on Thanksgiving EVE thinking about how many people out there are going to be taking a nap, or maybe just going to bed early. To wake up in time to stand in line to take advantage of those great black Friday sales?
Last year a few people died either by being stomped to death or being shot by a crazed black Friday shopper.
For me it's simple I'll wait like I always do and shop just days before Christmas. For one because I'm just not that organized for two that's how I like to roll. For the most part I'm easy going and I don't get all worked up over little things. I mean I have had my moments, but it's fun to watch people in their crazy Christmas freak outs. I almost live for it...
By the time we are done standing in lines at Toys R Us, Target and where ever else we ended up needing to shop that day. I promise myself every year that I will NEVER EVER wait until the last minute.
As always here I am again not even really thinking about what Santa will be bringing. For me it's simple the kids tell me what they want and I try to make it happen. If I cant find everything they want whatever ends up being under the tree always seems to make them happy. Well all but one year all Avery wanted was a crane truck. I spent MONTHS searching for one and it turns out that not a single store had them, people weren't making them. That was 3 years ago and NOW that he no longer is into cars and trucks they are all over the place.
Figures....
So whats your plan for Black Friday? Our family spends the Friday after Thanksgiving cutting down our Christmas Tree and decorating for Santa.
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
GIVE AWAY!!!!!
GIVE AWAY
#1
In the spirit of the Holidays
with the thought of where most of us spend our time this time of year.
NO NOT AT THE MALL
The other place
In the Kitchen!
And what does one need while cooking in the kitchen?
I'll wait why you think.
YES!!
An Apron!
style and colors may vary
Made by yours truly!
Now if you are anything like me you already have an apron that you love and cant stand not having on while cooking.
So it isn't for you!
It's for a special little one in your life!
So here's the way it's going to work.
With the ending of Jon & Kate plus 8
I have a little idea...
To enter you need to leave a comment.
Then return to your blog and write an entry about....
Drum ROLL PLEASE!
The day in the life of your own reality show!
You need to name your show
and please in great fun detail write about a single day with you staring in your own show!
What would you be doing?
What fun would you be having?
Anything CRAZY that would be going on...
Somewhere in your post you must mention my blog and somehow tie me into your reality show. Remember to post my blog link as well.
If you don't happen to have a blog no worries. Email it to me.
One last thing Don't FORGET to become a follower!
The best entry WINS. Not only will I be reading them all, but I will have my mother help me choose the best.
Start Date is TODAY November 24th and the contest will end Tuesday December 1st at Midnight. The winner will be announced by Friday December 4th.
So what are you waiting for!
GET TO WRITING!
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
Where Did They Get That From?
I have been a bit surprised by the words that have been coming out of my children's mouths as of late. I mean all children have cute sweet things to say all the time. Then you are thrown a curve ball.
A few weeks ago...
Mr. Montana gets home from the store.
Bella decided to go into the kitchen to see what goodies we didn't need, but he got anyway.
"What in the Hell were you doing at the store Dad"
I'm laughing to the point of not even being able to say anything to this wonderful comment.
I get the death look from Scott who is busy trying to pick his jaw up from the ground.
"First Bella I went to the store to pick up a few things, Second we do not say Hell "
I'm still laughing uncontrollably and still getting the look of death from Scott who informs me that my laughing doesn't help when he is trying to tell our 5 year old that Hell isn't a word we say.
"Okay Dad, but what in the HELL where you doing at the store"
I was forced to get up and walk away laughing so hard I knew a trip to the ladies room was in order.
So I have a now 3 year old who has been a bit late with talking we have been trying really hard to get her to say new words.
Spoon would be a "poon"
Fork sounds like the F BOMB
and then the newest we have been working on is her last name.
Once again it sounds just like the F BOMB with an ER on the end.
My Sweet Baby boy who at 7 knows for the most part right from wrong and things he should say, and the things he really shouldn't say.
While frustrated with Chloe for pulling apart his fort he worked so hard on. Really I'm the one who put it together, but for some reason he feels like he did it all himself.
"Dammit MOM Chloe pulled my fort apart"
followed by
"I mean, MOM Chloe pulled apart my damn fort"
then corrected before I had a chance to say anything
"MOM can you please come fix my fort Chloe took it down again"
I have longed for the day my son was able to read. For a long time I never and I mean NEVER thought that day would come. I questioned us homeschooling thinking I had screwed him up FOREVER. Anyway my baby boy is reading like a crazy man... Well as long as he can sound it out.
Anyway....
I was on the phone the other day with a friend who's son we had to stop spelling around a LONG time ago. I felt I was safe to spell because her son couldn't hear me. RIGHT... WRONG so WRONG.
"I'm going to sell the new puppy. He S-H-I-T in the house again"
Avery was sitting next to me watching a movie, but yet he must have been listening to everything I was saying.
" SH made the SSHH sound, IT spells it "
I tell my friend to hang on and listen for a second as this point I just know my spelling days are over.
"SSHH IT.... Sh i T.... SHIT! BELLA MOM JUST SPELLED A BAD WORD!"
Great so not only does my son know a curse word he can now spell one too.
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
A few weeks ago...
Mr. Montana gets home from the store.
Bella decided to go into the kitchen to see what goodies we didn't need, but he got anyway.
"What in the Hell were you doing at the store Dad"
I'm laughing to the point of not even being able to say anything to this wonderful comment.
I get the death look from Scott who is busy trying to pick his jaw up from the ground.
"First Bella I went to the store to pick up a few things, Second we do not say Hell "
I'm still laughing uncontrollably and still getting the look of death from Scott who informs me that my laughing doesn't help when he is trying to tell our 5 year old that Hell isn't a word we say.
"Okay Dad, but what in the HELL where you doing at the store"
I was forced to get up and walk away laughing so hard I knew a trip to the ladies room was in order.
So I have a now 3 year old who has been a bit late with talking we have been trying really hard to get her to say new words.
Spoon would be a "poon"
Fork sounds like the F BOMB
and then the newest we have been working on is her last name.
Once again it sounds just like the F BOMB with an ER on the end.
My Sweet Baby boy who at 7 knows for the most part right from wrong and things he should say, and the things he really shouldn't say.
While frustrated with Chloe for pulling apart his fort he worked so hard on. Really I'm the one who put it together, but for some reason he feels like he did it all himself.
"Dammit MOM Chloe pulled my fort apart"
followed by
"I mean, MOM Chloe pulled apart my damn fort"
then corrected before I had a chance to say anything
"MOM can you please come fix my fort Chloe took it down again"
I have longed for the day my son was able to read. For a long time I never and I mean NEVER thought that day would come. I questioned us homeschooling thinking I had screwed him up FOREVER. Anyway my baby boy is reading like a crazy man... Well as long as he can sound it out.
Anyway....
I was on the phone the other day with a friend who's son we had to stop spelling around a LONG time ago. I felt I was safe to spell because her son couldn't hear me. RIGHT... WRONG so WRONG.
"I'm going to sell the new puppy. He S-H-I-T in the house again"
Avery was sitting next to me watching a movie, but yet he must have been listening to everything I was saying.
" SH made the SSHH sound, IT spells it "
I tell my friend to hang on and listen for a second as this point I just know my spelling days are over.
"SSHH IT.... Sh i T.... SHIT! BELLA MOM JUST SPELLED A BAD WORD!"
Great so not only does my son know a curse word he can now spell one too.
Until Next Time,
Just MOM
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